What's an environmentally concerned liberal to do? Feel sorry for the fishys who get eaten by the pretty bird or the pretty bird who gorges itself on defenseless little fishys?
I feel for the liberals in Oregon on this one. Showing how much you care about little fishys and pretty birds is what a green citizen must do or else you will be thought of as a raper of the environment. But to be caught between killing a protected bird or allowing pretty little bug eyed fishys to be devoured like an oil company devours the environment must be causing enormous stress. Hospitals should be alerted that some liberals will not be able to handle the pressure and may become catatonic - or worse - begin non-stop babbling, reciting from memory Rachel Carson's "Silent Spring."
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