Clearly just a clever plot by those wascally, wacist Wepublicans! Imagine, the nerve of them! Having a female, racial minority governor appointing a black man to the Senate? Obviously, its just to throw dust in everyone’s eyes so they won’t see the Klan hood peaking out…I mean, its not like the two Latino governors of American States are Republican…oh, wait…

Tell ya what, Democrats – you can keep all the old, white guys like Charlie Crist…we’ll go Forward! with people who actually want to make America great again.